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The Fabulous Baker Boy
Right, I'm a human who makes innocent crimes.I speak through my heart -and my heart's a constant clown, all this time.
Laugh at me, I'll be letting you.
I'm smart more than you think.
And you'll like me more than you expect -I tell you, beware.
I'll cater you humorous entities since you are now right here, at the portals of my sudden space.
When someone takes your phone..
At first you’re like..
then they start going thru your pictures & you’re like…
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If you see a hot girl/boy
Normal Girls trying to be sexy:
Normal Boys trying to be cool:
Me:
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You’ve got that right!
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When me and my mum are in the store and I see something I like: ›
Me:
My mum:
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Tumblr isn’t about notes or popularity. It’s about expressing yourself without restrictions.
JUST MADE AN ACCOUNT
CREATED FIRST POST
YOU FOLLOWED SOMEBODY
SOMEBODY FOLLOWED YOU
YOU READ A VERY FUNNY POST
YOU READ A VERY CORNY POST
FIRST ANONYMOUS HATER
2ND, 3RD, 4TH, 5TH, NEVER ENDING HATERS
YOU LOST A FOLLOWER
TUMBLR MAINTENANCE
WHEN IT’S TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL
WHEN SOMEBODY POSTED FOOD
WHEN SOMEBODY SHOWS-OFF
WHEN YOU SAW A NUDE PHOTO
WHEN THERE’S A MASSIVE UNFOLLOW
AND A MASSIVE FOLLOW
AND IF TUMBLR WILL BE GONE
I HOPE YOU F*CKN ANON READ THIS.
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